diff --git a/bridges/ArsTechnicaBridge.php b/bridges/ArsTechnicaBridge.php
index fcb1bd4f..ac722dc9 100644
--- a/bridges/ArsTechnicaBridge.php
+++ b/bridges/ArsTechnicaBridge.php
@@ -37,39 +37,82 @@ class ArsTechnicaBridge extends FeedExpander
     {
         $item_html = getSimpleHTMLDOMCached($item['uri']);
         $item_html = defaultLinkTo($item_html, self::URI);
-        $item['content'] = $item_html->find('.article-content', 0);
+
+        $content = '';
+        $header = $item_html->find('article header', 0);
+        $leading = $header->find('p[class*=leading]', 0);
+        if ($leading != null) {
+            $content .= '<p>' . $leading->innertext . '</p>';
+        }
+        $intro_image = $header->find('img.intro-image', 0);
+        if ($intro_image != null) {
+            $content .= '<figure>' . $intro_image;
+
+            $image_caption = $header->find('.caption .caption-content', 0);
+            if ($image_caption != null) {
+                $content .= '<figcaption>' . $image_caption->innertext . '</figcaption>';
+            }
+            $content .= '</figure>';
+        }
+
+        foreach ($item_html->find('.post-content') as $content_tag) {
+            $content .= $content_tag->innertext;
+        }
+
+        $item['content'] = str_get_html($content);
 
         $parsely = $item_html->find('[name="parsely-page"]', 0);
         $parsely_json = json_decode(html_entity_decode($parsely->content), true);
         $item['categories'] = $parsely_json['tags'];
 
-        $pages = $item_html->find('nav.page-numbers > .numbers > a', -2);
-        if (null !== $pages) {
-            for ($i = 2; $i <= $pages->innertext; $i++) {
-                $page_url = $item['uri'] . '&page=' . $i;
-                $page_html = getSimpleHTMLDOMCached($page_url);
-                $page_html = defaultLinkTo($page_html, self::URI);
-                $item['content'] .= $page_html->find('.article-content', 0);
+        // Some lightboxes are nested in figures. I'd guess that's a
+        // bug in the website
+        foreach ($item['content']->find('figure div div.ars-lightbox') as $weird_lightbox) {
+            $weird_lightbox->parent->parent->outertext = $weird_lightbox;
+        }
+
+        // It's easier to reconstruct the whole thing than remove
+        // duplicate reactive tags
+        foreach ($item['content']->find('.ars-lightbox') as $lightbox) {
+            $lightbox_content = '';
+            foreach ($lightbox->find('.ars-lightbox-item') as $lightbox_item) {
+                $img = $lightbox_item->find('img', 0);
+                if ($img != null) {
+                    $lightbox_content .= '<figure>' . $img;
+                    $caption = $lightbox_item->find('div.pswp-caption-content', 0);
+                    if ($caption != null) {
+                        $credit = $lightbox_item->find('div.ars-gallery-caption-credit', 0);
+                        if ($credit != null) {
+                            $credit->innertext = 'Credit: ' . $credit->innertext;
+                        }
+                        $lightbox_content .= '<figcaption>' . $caption->innertext . '</figcaption>';
+                    }
+                    $lightbox_content .= '</figure>';
+                }
             }
-            $item['content'] = str_get_html($item['content']);
+            $lightbox->innertext = $lightbox_content;
         }
 
         // remove various ars advertising
-        $item['content']->find('#social-left', 0)->remove();
-        foreach ($item['content']->find('.ars-component-buy-box') as $ad) {
+        foreach ($item['content']->find('.ars-interlude-container') as $ad) {
             $ad->remove();
         }
-        foreach ($item['content']->find('.ad_wrapper') as $ad) {
-            $ad->remove();
+        foreach ($item['content']->find('.toc-container') as $toc) {
+            $toc->remove();
         }
-        foreach ($item['content']->find('.sidebar') as $ad) {
-            $ad->remove();
+
+        // Mostly YouTube videos
+        $iframes = $item['content']->find('iframe');
+        foreach ($iframes as $iframe) {
+            $iframe->outertext = '<a href="' . $iframe->src . '">' . $iframe->src . '</a>';
+        }
+        // This fixed padding around the former iframes and actual inline videos
+        foreach ($item['content']->find('div[style*=aspect-ratio]') as $styled) {
+            $styled->removeAttribute('style');
         }
 
         $item['content'] = backgroundToImg($item['content']);
-
-        $item['uid'] = explode('=', $item['uri'])[1];
-
+        $item['uid'] = strval($parsely_json['post_id']);
         return $item;
     }
 }